- John- I thought it was perfect to serve him with a fake eviction letter. The timing was perfect being that our military housing company was privatizing today meaning we had to sign a new lease on Friday. They had all new rules and regulations to abide by. Here is a copy of his "notice"- Dear Sgt. John (removed for privacy) Jr,
Pursuant to the terms of your residential lease with (removed for privacy) - Fort Huachuca, you are currently in default of section 1-E of your lease. Within 30 days of receipt of this notice, you must execute one of the following three remedies:
1. Pay $459.63 to cover the BAH associated with the number of unauthorized residents, retroactive to the move-in date, and begin paying a new monthly BAH of $1560.63, effective April 1, 2009;
2. Evict the unauthorized residents from the property, and pay $3677.04 to cover the BAH associated with the unauthorized residents;
3. Pay the remaining balance due on your lease and vacate the premises by 12:00 AM April 1, 2009.
You must notify this office within 15 days of receipt of this notice with your intended remedy. Your prompt attention to this notice is required to avoid legal proceedings, including but not limited to official eviction and judgment and military reprimand for violating the lease terms, and accrued interest and legal fees.
To discuss this notice, you may contact me at (951)775-xxxx , between 0730-1700 Monday-Friday.
Crystal Cove
- Holly- She received the same letter and was equally surprised! It was great fun to watch her scramble!
- Beth- I had Derek text her and say he was ticked with me, Then I texted him a message saying that my lawyer has filed a motion to increase the child support by $300 a month due to her inaccurate testimony. She caught me off the bat though... Darn!
- Johns mom- I had John call her in (fake) tears saying he was in jail and needed $4,000 for bail because I refused to get him out. For a moment she was in tears too!
The nights not over people!!!
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